Sylvanian families new from Tomy
If you sang that song you get a prize
If you didn’t STOP BEING SO YOUNG
Nny did I tell you how I used to have a Sylvanian Families catalogue from the local toy shop and I used to stare really hard at the pictures and pretend in my head that I was playing with the windmill and the barge and stuff?
Because that’s not even in the top 10 most pathetic things I did as a child.
OMG I had the barge and the caravan I wish we’d been friends as a child I would’ve sorted you out
…I sound like a drug dealer
I wish we’d been friends as a child because you had an imagination and a sense of adventure and WOULD HAVE BEEN MY FRIEND unlike almost everyone I knew back then with their fucking endless LET’S PLAY MUMMIES AND DADDIES no guys this field is the scene of a mighty battle I have this really good idea I — no NOT MUMMIES AND FUCKING DADDIES
The Sylvanian Families song is the only commercial jingle I know to include “each sold separately” in the lyrics.