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If you believe in nothing, honey, it believes in you.
The devil only dates atheists girls… at least they have read the bible
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Apocalypsis (détail) : La prostituée de Babylone assise sur la béte à 7 tétes et 10 cornes (Source : Rmn, 9éme siécle, Allemagne).
Wicked Children Destroyed By Bears, Gustave Dore
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“That’ll show YOU to mock bald people!”
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Jesus and the Short-Term Memory Loss
The Bible
I tried once to read it, the King James version (there’s only like a gazillion versions of it) i never got past the first few parts of Genesis. God created this and that in 7 days (ok obvious metaphor) but there was no mention of dinosaurs, yes i was and still am that shallow that if you don’t mention dinosaurs i am not finishing your book.
I wonder how many people who claim to have read the Bible actually have.
I have. And no, there aren’t any dinosaurs, although I’ve heard weird fundamentalist preachers claim that the Behemoth from Job is a sauropod.
Dr. Seuss Bible (by crustyhole120) Happy Easter!
If you’re going to flee like a little bitch at the sight of boobs, why did you even bother following me in the first place?
Boobs are good for you, it’s in the Bible!
Yes, but the Bible also compares breasts to a cluster of grapes, and implies that this is a GOOD thing. What the hell, Song of Solomon?
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