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Albus Severus Potter and the curse of the awful name.

"It is our names, Albus, that show which child our parents really hate, far more than our abilities"

I think we can all agree that its better than what Edward and Bella named their child.


Notice that Albus’ initials spell “asp”? Does this have something to do with the Parseltongue thing?

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Fantasy Roleplaying Beyond the Yellow Brick Road: jaredofmo: I really wish there was an Oz movie or TV show that didn’t...


I really wish there was an Oz movie or TV show that didn’t seem to set out with the idea of “Yeah, you know all that stuff in the books? We don’t care about it at all!” It’s like, yeah, I don’t expect a new Oz movie to show us Pumperdink or the Yoops, but when they actually seem to…

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Since they changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us Americans are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death

The thing I never understood is that, while it may be true that Americans are less likely to have heard of the Philosopher’s Stone, it’s still an established thing. What the hell is a Sorcerer’s Stone supposed to be?

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