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daskaea: happylittleartchallenge: Rufus Fishead posts a Scene from my favorite book. From Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events… Count Olaf threatens Sunny Baudelaire with a HUGE knife. I love that Olaf is such a villian that he would threaten a baby with cutlery. Rufus Fishead officially captured the most terrifying side of Count Olaf. Holy bejeezus. Somebody hold me.  He wants all your money, he’s never at all funny, he wants to remove your face.

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happylittleartchallenge:

Rufus Fishead posts a Scene from my favorite book. From Lemony Snicket’s: A Series of Unfortunate Events… Count Olaf threatens Sunny Baudelaire with a HUGE knife. I love that Olaf is such a villian that he would threaten a baby with cutlery.

Rufus Fishead officially captured the most terrifying side of Count Olaf. Holy bejeezus. Somebody hold me. 

He wants all your money, he’s never at all funny, he wants to remove your face.

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A Series of Unfortunate Events Dedications

The Bad Beginning:
"To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead."
The Reptile Room:
"For Beatrice- My love for you shall live forever. You, however, did not."
The Wide Window:
"For Beatrice –I would much prefer it if you were alive and well."
The Miserable Mill:
"To Beatrice –My love flew like a butterfly until death swooped down like a bat. As the poet Emma Montana McElroy said, 'That's the end of that.'"
The Austere Academy:
"For Beatrice –You will always be in my heart, in my mind, and in your grave."
The Ersatz Elevator:
"For Beatrice –When we met my life began, soon afterward, yours ended."
The Vile Village:
"For Beatrice –When we were together I felt breathless. Now you are."
The Hostile Hospital:
"For Beatrice –Summer without you is as cold as winter. Winter without you is even colder."
The Carnivorous Carnival:
"For Beatrice –Our love broke my heart, and stopped yours."
The Slippery Slope:
"For Beatrice –When we first met, you were pretty, and I was lonely. Now I am pretty lonely."
The Grim Grotto:
"For Beatrice –Dead women tell no tales. Sad men write them down."
The Penultimate Peril:
"For Beatrice -No one could extinguish my love, or your house."
The End:
"For Beatrice -I cherished, you perished. The world's been nightmarished."

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