simsgonewrong:

This plant is threatening to knife my sim

simsgonewrong:

swag level 1000

(via weeoom)

simsgonewrong:

Sexy pillow talk.

(via kokaliaris)

(via coyoteboy)

collegehumor:

Sims Woman Ignores Burning Baby 

Ugh, the baby’s crying, but you can never tell what’s upsetting her.

There’s no need to worry.  It’s actually a Fire Baby.

(via doctorgothic)

Another way in which The Sims is clearly separated from reality.

(via bradoberhofer)

To be fair, it IS a lot easier to clean up in video games than in real life.  When a Sim cleans something up, it usually just disappears.  Not so much in reality.

That said, my Sims tend to be pretty bad about cleaning up.  That’s why I’ll pretty much always hire a maid.

my naked Sims Costume at Comicon! 

(Source: fuckyeahsimsmeme, via threewishesplease)

The Goth family tree from the Sims games

Trying to make sense of the Sims’ world, including the recurring Goth family

My review of The Sims 3

violentharlequinn:

alexsuareasy:

simsgonewrong:

My kid was having a pool party and the Grim reaper showed up and took the whole plate of grilled salmon. 

rude

looks like there’s a bunch of lobster left. but still, he can’t be THAT hungry. he’s undead!

I’m sure he could murder a curry, though.

(via stillborn-horn)