Posts tagged The Sims
Posts tagged The Sims
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This plant is threatening to knife my sim
swag level 1000
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- Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal Subway stations from lots.
- Sims can no longer WooHoo in the Elevator with a Sim who is on a different floor.
- The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to band…
No skinny dipping with mummies? Damn it!
Sexy pillow talk.
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Sims Woman Ignores Burning Baby
Ugh, the baby’s crying, but you can never tell what’s upsetting her.
There’s no need to worry. It’s actually a Fire Baby.
(via doctorgothic)

Another way in which The Sims is clearly separated from reality.
(via bradoberhofer)
To be fair, it IS a lot easier to clean up in video games than in real life. When a Sim cleans something up, it usually just disappears. Not so much in reality.
That said, my Sims tend to be pretty bad about cleaning up. That’s why I’ll pretty much always hire a maid.

my naked Sims Costume at Comicon!
(Source: fuckyeahsimsmeme, via threewishesplease)
Ba harmy putar?
GLARCH!
I still remember how the kids in the original Sims started their jokes with “sickamoon shay.”
(via nothatsstupid)
The Goth family tree from the Sims games
Trying to make sense of the Sims’ world, including the recurring Goth family
My kid was having a pool party and the Grim reaper showed up and took the whole plate of grilled salmon.
rude
looks like there’s a bunch of lobster left. but still, he can’t be THAT hungry. he’s undead!
I’m sure he could murder a curry, though.
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